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Lakeweed 

Bob: There is a lot of seaweed in this lake

Tim: No, retard, it's lakeweed.
if you call it seaweed again, I will slap you with my dong.
Lakeweed by Timothy J. C. September 28, 2008
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Lakelsey 

A girl name made up of 8 letters. "LaKelsey" is that one girl in school that is known to get all the boys everywhere she go she is also funny, smart and can sometimes have a bad temper
On the math test i cheated off of Lakelsey because she is smart
Lakelsey by hey667 May 29, 2018
Alex: Look Staple, thats a lake!
Staple: Naw son, thats a lakelet.
Lakelet by Ineffective May 18, 2011

Lakeweed 

Lakeweed is a form of green slimy vegitation that grows in lakes opposed to it's cousin seaweed that grows in the sea.
Lake Ontario is so dirty. There's way too much lakeweed and other creepy things for this girl to handle.
Lakeweed by Kellyblack April 19, 2014
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026