Lakeweed 

Seaweed, except in a lake.

Bob: There is a lot of seaweed in this lake

Tim: No, retard, it's lakeweed.
if you call it seaweed again, I will slap you with my dong.

Lakeweed by Timothy J. C. September 28, 2008

Lakeweed 

Lakeweed is a form of green slimy vegitation that grows in lakes opposed to it's cousin seaweed that grows in the sea.

Lake Ontario is so dirty. There's way too much lakeweed and other creepy things for this girl to handle.

Lakeweed by Kellyblack April 19, 2014

lakesweed 

In mythology, weeds growing in a lake which reach up and drag someone down to their death should they venture too far into the generally eerie looking, dimly lit water. They have a mind of their own and seemingly no not have humans best interests at heart.

An extended form of "weed" ie. Cannabis, used only because it has the word "weed" in it, in reality it has nothing to do with smoking grass.

Intellectual: "Beware: The lakesweed has dragged many a brave warrior down to their deaths."

Dumbass: "This lakesweed really is some fine sh*t."

lakesweed by Debri O'Haullin May 18, 2008

lake weed 

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.

george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.

lake weed by slugvag July 6, 2009

lakesweed 

Weed growing in a lake. Loosely: Street name for bud Cannabis.

"Get me some lakesweed man, I'm gonna get stoned."

lakesweed by Bareth May 4, 2006

lakesweed 

Term for Cannabis, mostly used in Glasgow in the mid 2000s.

I hard a hard day. Gonna have me some Lakesweed to help settle down.

lakesweed by John G Grant August 17, 2011