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lake weed 

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.
george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.
lake weed by slugvag July 6, 2009
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Lake county dirty tumble weed

A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!

Lake county dirty tumble weed

Blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle in Lake County CA. A 5’2” 100lb “Jennie” that never has an actual home and loves smoking and snorting meth. Distributes STDs around from one guy to the next (like a tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her vagina through her journey of “being free”
“I don’t care what you do with your life sweetie, as long as you don’t become a Lake County dirty tumble weed, I will be proud to be called your father!”

Lake county dirty tumble weed

A blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle from lake county ca. An annoying dumb bitch that never has an actual home who loves snorting and smoking meth. Distributes STDS around from one guy to the next (like tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her rotten smelly vagina through her journey of “being free”
A nasty lake county dirty tumble weed by the name of Jennie Sainsbury gave my best friend syphilis and lied about it! He said he should have known better because her pussy smelled rotten when she was on top. 🤮

Lakeweed 

Bob: There is a lot of seaweed in this lake

Tim: No, retard, it's lakeweed.
if you call it seaweed again, I will slap you with my dong.
Lakeweed by Timothy J. C. September 28, 2008

Lakeweed 

Lakeweed is a form of green slimy vegitation that grows in lakes opposed to it's cousin seaweed that grows in the sea.
Lake Ontario is so dirty. There's way too much lakeweed and other creepy things for this girl to handle.
Lakeweed by Kellyblack April 19, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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