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Lapslacker
That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.
Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016
Related Words
laisla • La Isla Bonita • la isla de encanta • laila • lailah • laisha • Ladislav • laidlaw • Laisa • laissa
Lailah
Whenever you find a lailah keep her. She's hard to find! She has big brown eyes, she has a beautiful smile, she should have dimples, and she is a gorgeous little thing. She's short and can be mean. She likes to laugh and she knows how to make people laugh. Whenever she tells you she loves you she mean it. She's always going to tell you straight up. She's nice to people she mess with. She likes to have fun and she likes to joke around. Whenever you find a Lailah keep her. She's amazing!
Lailah by ayeeegorlllll October 20, 2017
Lailah
A Lailah is someone who goes through a lot of hard times in their life but they act like they are ok. Even though a Lailah is going through things they still joke around with their friends and has fun with her family. I am talking from experience because my name is also Lailah and I have a friend named Layla. All a Lailah really needs is her friends and family to be there for her.
Person: How are you lailah?
Lailah:I'm fine *lies*
Person: look at that fat cat 🐱
Lailah: oh, You mean your mom 😂
Lailah:I'm fine *lies*
Person: look at that fat cat 🐱
Lailah: oh, You mean your mom 😂
Lailah by Paranormal creature October 8, 2018
Laisha
Laisha is a name for a very beautiful girl. She is loyal and can be jealous but she will love you no matter what. She will catch feelings very fast and lose them quick too, if you play her or cheat watch out because you will get revenge. She hates fake people that will stab you in the back but after all she is a beautiful sweet loving person if you treat her right
Laisha by zedlavannavoigaicrag April 14, 2018
Lailanie
A girl that is fine as hell and got all the boys attention. She'll never give up on anything she really wants or needs, especially in an argument, oh and her hair you wish you had it. She LOVES her friends so if you mess with them you mess with her. Just be careful, don't get her mad, cuz then...... she'll beat ur ass. She doesn't have a booty but that ass be going up and down. If she falls and hurts herself shell go and pick her ass up. But she's also a sweet loving girl who is kind and giving and goes to church every Sunday, she has a big heart and loves to share it.
teacher: Lailanie can you stop talking
Lailanie: sorry I thought that was why god gave me a mouth
teacher: are you talking back to me?
Lailanie: sorry bitch I thought that was how a conversation worked
Lailanie: sorry I thought that was why god gave me a mouth
teacher: are you talking back to me?
Lailanie: sorry bitch I thought that was how a conversation worked
Lailanie by Dynasty valentine May 21, 2018
Lailah
When you think of a girl, you think of a “Lailah.” She’s one of a kind, different than any other girl. Her name means “Angel” or “Dark Beauty” in the Arabic language. She has a unique personality. She’s beautiful, quite short, bright brown eyes that are like chocolate, hair that bounce with joy, lips so small, but kissable. She can be sweet and kind on one side, but can be quite feisty on the other. She cares about the people around her, family and friends alike. She can also be an amazing friend and girlfriend. If somebody she knows is hurt, she will come to his/her rescue and cheer them up with advice that comes to her mind. If she says she “loves you,” friendly or romantically, she definitely means it. If she says she “likes you,” it means that she takes an interest in you and wants to be close to you, even if she’s shy to admit it. If she hugs you, she’s quite huggable, but it doesn’t just mean she loves hugs. She wants to be in your embrace for a long period of time that she doesn’t want to let you go, until she feels like she needs to let you go. If you ever find a Lailah, chase her. Keep her. Don’t let her go. Because she is a definition of an angel . ❤️
Boy: Hey
Girl: Hi..
Boy: And what might your name be beautiful ?
Girl: Lailah.
Boy: Lailah... that’s quite a name for an angel like you.
Girl: *blushes* T-Thank you..
Girl: Hi..
Boy: And what might your name be beautiful ?
Girl: Lailah.
Boy: Lailah... that’s quite a name for an angel like you.
Girl: *blushes* T-Thank you..
Lailah by thepetitefemale November 18, 2018
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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