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The most wonderful person in the world.
Did you hear that laisene loves his girlfriend. He's so amazing.
laisene by Bb monster October 27, 2020
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Lailene is an amazing girl. She love to play basketball ball. She is very funny and fun to be around with. She is very playful. Her checks would make you happy because they are so cubby. She can sometimes be mean and get on your nerves but she would always be someone you can talk to. She does not care what other think about her and she moves on real quick. If you tell her you like someone she would make it obvious and want to start to make you guys a couple. But lailene is super sweet and kind. Everyone in her life is lucky to have her. She would always have your back.
Lailene: look at your boyfriend

Yuliana: he not my boyfriend, I just like him but he don’t like me.

Lailene: HE DOES LIKE YOU.
lailene by Dame April 24, 2019

Larsened 

When something will inevitably go wrong to or for you. To fail.
Ben dropped his phone in the toilet, thus he got Larsened.

I larsened myself for sleeping with that fat girl.
Larsened by kalel44 November 13, 2011

Larsened 

A male passing out pre-7pm and getting balls and/or sausage in the general face vicinity.
Dude, Eric passed out cold during the Oscars last night and got totally Larsened.
Larsened by SloppySeconds2011 March 17, 2011

William laiseni 

the horniets guy in a.c.lolz

william snowden
hi mi name is william laiseni and im in love with miss snowden!! .lolz love you baby

Lassened 

Getting outworked or out smarted
Eric wanted to clean the truck but he got lassened by Jerry and it was already done.
Lassened by Junior2 May 11, 2024

Lassened 

Getting outworked or out smarted
Eric wanted to clean the truck but he got lassened by Jerry and it was already done.
Lassened by Junior2 May 11, 2024
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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