laidthuanian 

the act of getting laid with a person of lithuanian nacionality

- You heard about Sarah?

- Yeah man she got laid with that lithuanian guy yesterday right?
- Yeah she got laidthuanian

laidthuanian by wellffshit November 11, 2017

Lithuanian Hot Dog

Taking a dump that is at least 1 foot long.

After holding in the poop all day, Brian released a Lithuanian Hot Dog into his stepdad’s toilet.

Lithuanian Hot Dog by dad b October 30, 2018

Lithuanian 

People from Lithuania...

Lithuanians are from Lithuania...

So is my grandfather.

Lithuanian by HTML74 October 27, 2007

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 

The time when Poland was actually strong.

1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.

The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth by kofikat February 3, 2021

lithuanian 

something to be proud of!

Hey, dude, where are all the lithuanians?
Mostly in Ireland, or on the basketball court.

lithuanian by Mattyjuice November 13, 2007

lithuanian love puddle 

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!

Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

lithuanian love puddle by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013

Lithuanian Fight 

2 people/opposing sides can "declare" a Lithuanian Fight. That means that each person gets as many of his friends as he/she can get to come in the "declared" time and the "declared" place. This has to be an agreement.

Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.

It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.

Person 1- "why are you hiding in my house?"
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.

Lithuanian Fight by Commilad September 20, 2007