Honest, caring, loving, Someone you can always depend on. Someone who is beautifulon the inside and out. She has good taste and class. motherly figure with good advice that you know you can always turn to.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloadedthe latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
Crazy individual; usually illiterate, criticizes the wrong person for the wrong reason usually to belittle and get ahead of, but instead gets made fun of because they tried to pick on the wrong celebrity.