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lagarbage
lagarbage by Some annoyed traveller December 11, 2006
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Lagaria
Lagaria by Slaughter2fart April 8, 2009
Legarta
Legarta is a term for a FNG (Fucking New Guy) that you must train on the job. This person's responsibilty is to be your bitch.. your legarta... He/she will follow your orders and their purpose is to kiss your butt and make you happy and to make you feel smart and to do your lowly tasks for you.
You have been assigned to train a new guy at work. In order to make this work for both of you, you need him to get your respect and he will obey and do what he is requested of in order to impress you and get trained. He is at your mercy and essentially is your "bitch". But you cannot use the word "bitch" at work. The title "Legarta" is exotic and profeesional and is much more appropriate and gives your bitch a sense of respect.
Legarta by Vertical Ted February 25, 2008
lagortatumortationagotherionism
The act of ripping apart a black man limb from limb, having a registered priest rub the black mens guts over the genitals of the other men at the sermon.
This is a requirement in the act of Moon Gooning, only if one could not attain elk blood.
This is a requirement in the act of Moon Gooning, only if one could not attain elk blood.
lagortatumortationagotherionism by IrishGareBear January 19, 2025
Pedro Lagarto
a dude who is incredibily racist and gay but is still in the closet (if you know what i mean). Masturbates everynight to a picture of his dad who left him. He's an asshole, AND HE LOVES BIG NOSES!!
Pedro Lagarto by ILOVEBIGBUTTSOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG February 8, 2024
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