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The laffs really suck!
laffs by Anonymous November 1, 2003
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Alternative name for Toronto Maple Leafs, the worst Canadian team and the worst sports franchise in North America.
Other names include Toronto Baby Leafs, or Leaks. Shares an identity of crap along with other major league franchises in toronto, The Toronto Blow Jays and Toronto Craptors (doesn't include newly debutted Toronto FC, Argos, and Toronto Rock).
The Laffs really sucks! They haven't won any Stanley Cup since 67'. And they won't win again for eternity!
Laffs by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008
Related Words
laff Laffy Taffy laffo Laffey laffin laffboat Laffers laffing Laffle liffsarn
What people say when they try to be aesthetic. Mostly used on ROBLOX. It means they are laughing but they say it in a different way to act “cool”.
Kayla: did u see kylie, LOL
Jen: laffs
laffs by LMFAOICANTLOL August 8, 2019
something you say when you laugh, but it’s spelled laff because laugh doesn’t look the way it’s pronounced
dude: bruh look at this meme
girl: i laff
i laff by asc0al0ha September 10, 2019

Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

james lafferty 

Wudnt mind doing james lafferty tonite :P
james lafferty by steph April 19, 2005

james lafferty 

james lafferty by Bam February 11, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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