Laconophilia 

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

Laconophilia by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

lactophiliac 

One who desires lactating breasts, often as a sexual fetishism. A true, genuine lactophiliac would consider their desire to nurse one of their basic human needs. Such strong desires are often the leading force in the ANR community- one focused around Adult Nursing Relationships or Adult Breast Feeding. Their are also women who have a strong desire to feed or lactate for another person. Some of these relationships are more focused on nurture and abstain from other sexual aspects in the relationship completely.

Lactophiliacs can be found in the adult breast feeding community.

lactophiliac by lactophiliac August 9, 2010

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

lactophilia by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

lactophiliac 

Somebody who gets off by having sex with cows.

"Farmer Brown he's on crack, he's a lactophiliac"

lactophiliac by FarmerBlack March 29, 2010

lactophiliac 

A Lactophiliac is someone who's sexually aroused by lactating breasts, usually they will focus on a woman's breasts more than your average normal person.

whenever we sext, he keeps asking me to squirt my breast milk all over his dick, im not even lactating.

uhm..Lactophiliac allert!

lactophiliac by Ran Mc May 11, 2016

Locomophilia 

Abstract Noun

The craving to stick your dick in that caboose.

"I do say, George, I do believe that Reginald is conducting in locomophilia with the train!"
"No, Frederick! that's just my wife!"

Locomophilia by Mushroom pants February 29, 2020