Lactose intolerant intolerant 

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

Lactose intolerant intolerant by Rollo168 March 14, 2014

lacrossetitute 

1.Hot female girls who will do any thing to get with a lacrosse player.

Those Lacrossetitutes are gonna be all over me after the game

Score the goal, win the game, get the Lacrossetitute.

lacrossetitute by 1Paralyzed6 September 4, 2007

Lactose Cans 

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

Lactose Cans by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011

box lacrosse

Box lacrosse is like field lacrosse, but played inside a hockey rink. The nets are smaller (4 feet by 4 feet) and the goalies take up most of the net with their gear, so scoring takes a lot of skill. Box lacrosse is most popular in Canada with Nationals being held from peewee-junior. All must be a standard length depending on your are division. Box lacrosse differs from field lacrosse not only because it is played in a hockey rink (with no ice) but because there are less people on the floor (5 runners, 1 goalie) and it is faster paced, more hitting and players can move anywhere they wish on the floor.

Becca: I love playing box lacrosse!

Jane: What's that?

Becca: it's like field lacrosse but girls get to hits!
Jane: I'm definitely playing that now.

box lacrosse by Karma Bitch May 15, 2014

lacrosse goalie 

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

lacrosse goalie by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

Lacrosse Smell 

Lacrosse Smell is a smell that is earned from playing lacrosse. It is a mix of melted old spice antiperspirant, sweat, blood, mildew, dirt, and piss. It is usually not recognized by someone who plays lacrosse because they are used to it. You can avoid the smell by cleaning yourself and your pads. If you are curious what it smells like go to a boys lacrosse game and hug the players you will understand.

Lacrosse player after game:hi *person 1
Person 1: wassup //leans in for hug
Person 1: wtf is that smell

Lacrosse player: what smell
Person 1: what do you fuckin mean what smell.
Lacrosse player: ohhhhh lacrosse smell

Lacrosse Smell by Treekiller321 September 8, 2019

lactose intolerant 

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

lactose intolerant by xxyuli September 3, 2006