lackup

real nigga, with esex super powers

lackup might just take yo bitch

by lackupp September 6, 2025

/b/lackup

The act of requesting the support of /b/rothas to help accomplish an objective. Usually when a mass amount of /b/rothas acquire /b/lackup, they are an unstoppable force.

need /b/lackup at the pool.
Rewarding fried chicken and colt 45

by /b/rotha123 February 6, 2008

/b/lackup

The act of requesting the support of a crazy amount of /b/rothas in order to complete a task.

You can't stop me fool, I'll get /b/lackup.

by /b/ob May 13, 2009

Lackopussitis

A terrible virus brought on by the unpleasant lack of interaction with female genitalia. Withdrawals may sometimes cause you to be in a confused state of mind, not being "On top of your game." Your judgement may be terribly affected, falling victim to what is known as "beer goggles." Do not be afraid. You may think your recent daydreams will never come true but stay calm, your day will come, Your dick will rise, and you will conquer the drought. There are no over the counter remedies, unless you are in the 'Red Light District'... My heart goes out to all who are affected

"Look at that cute ginger over there!"
"Bro are you serious?"
"What?"
"When was the last time you danced the horizontal hokey pokey?"
"Haha It's been like 4 months."
"Dude....I'm pretty sure you got Lackopussitis"

by UNCLE SPLUNCH September 12, 2011

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

lockup dress

A dress (or other garment) with a zipper, buttons, or other closures in back that is impossible or nearly impossible for the wearer to remove by herself.

The wearer, without the help of another person, is "locked in" the dress.

This dress has buttons all down the back that must all be open to get it on or off; it is therefore a lockup dress.

I can't reach the zipper on the back of this lockup dress.

This jumper is a lockup dress also locks the blouse on your body. Even if the blouse does not have any zipper or buttons in back, the jumper goes on top and must be removed first before the blouse.

by bedd time September 15, 2010

Lockup

When your brain shuts down after seeing a fantastic piece of ass walk by, preventing you from continuing whatever you were doing.

Boris and Jerry are having lunch at McDonald's talking about neural networks just as a milf walks past. Jerry notices the milf....

Boris: "Please explain what you mean by the nested node method of traversing..."

Jerry: "Huh,.... hang on Boris I am having a lockup, I need a moment to reboot"

by JerryfromAus April 12, 2008