Lacktaters

Not having any spuds.

I want to make some hashbrowns, but I lacktaters.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

lactaters

Big ol' lactating boobs

Damn, after she had the baby she got some big ol lactaters; Check out Kitty-- She sure got some lactaters after giving birth.

by The Clitorist September 19, 2013

Lactaders

When a woman who is producing, squirts milk onto any meal containing potatoes.

Husband: Janet, god damnit come give me some lactaders.
Janet: I’m sorry honey *begins squirting

by FATRATPENIS February 22, 2021

lactates

a full sprint while swimming over large distances. Named for the build up of lactic acid in your muscles. Will, quote, "make your penis hurt"

"Screw Bove he made us swim 500 lactates"

by sean smith December 15, 2012