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The abbreviated form of “long ass cobra-dick”. Used to describe the length of one’s penis in vivid detail.
Person 1: “I heard Bob has a long dick”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he has an lacd”
lacd by HasAnLACD January 10, 2024
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Lacdan, a hard worker, diligent and a fighter. From the outside, he looks cold, and careless but inside, he truly is caring and loving. A familywho came from a working class village in the Philippines, and made their mark in America fulfilling the American dream.
A type personality, demanding, stubborn, intelligent, and pushy. Especially this one guy, man he walks like he's a big shot, head up high drives multiple luxury cars, but claims he is still struggling. Hard to read, and complicated, but given a chance, you'll realize how great of a person he is. Amazing, loyal, and admirable. Great traits.

" There he goes again ...J lacdan, with another new car, wtf....? I thought he said he was broke?" Yup there he goes again, fashionable, pearly white teeth, and yes, the young man is obsessed with removing a pimple he claims is " acne"...... Douche I fucken hate this fucker for working so hard and getting what he wants...." I wish I could be like j Lacdan.. Why is he single????
Lacdan by Socal92021 October 5, 2013
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A make-believe food that tastes like the best thing you can imagine, for someone it might taste like a cookie, for another, it may taste like brownies. Note, that this is not real food.
My friends and I tasted a fruit that tastes like a lacdjiv, it was so good!
Lacdjiv by Lacdjiv Lady April 21, 2022
someone I know named Charlotte wrote this lol

poor charlotte probably ate too many lacdjivs
bro lacdjivs are delicious
Lacdjiv by someone named indie April 22, 2022
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