A beautiful woman, inside and out, with all the right curves, in all the right places. She is caring, generous and devoted to her man and her family. She loves to be surrounded by beautiful things and appreciates the natural beauty that surrounds her. She easily makes friends from all walks of life and is curious about other lives and cultures. She loves to entertain and thrives on the company of others. Though sympathetic, she does not have time for negative people, life is short and has too much to offer. She is afraid of the unknown and doesn't like to be alone.
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Get the Laverne mug.A drink consisting of both discarded soda douche and discarded milk enema. Named after the character Laverne (played by actress Penny Marshall) on the '70s sitcom "Laverne & Shirley", whose favorite drink was a cocktail of Pepsi cola and milk.
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A mature woman with no family who engages in sexual intercourse with younger men and sometimes women
A mature woman with no family who engages in sexual intercourse with younger men and sometimes women
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An unkempt pubic region on a woman, where the hair is overgrown and covers a large portion of her crotchal region. Derives from the show "Laverne & Shirley." Laverne's bush was never shaved, whereas Shirley's bush was trimmed and coifed weekly, usually in landing-strip style but sometimes straight-up bald.
Damn dawg, last night I met a woman at the bar, got her home, removed those panties, and ka-plow! Laverne Bush!
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President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
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