Lapatate 

To lapatate is spread lube over your ass and thighs and then smack your ass against someone else's lube-covered ass and thighs.

She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."

Lapatate by limejarritos December 3, 2020

Lavatate 

To make use off the lavatory.

"I should not have had that tenth juice-box, I really need to lavatate."

Lavatate by Maximusx3 September 17, 2007

laPatte 

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

laPatte by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022