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lömpete 

Lömpete, When your head and body get all slow and you feel tired because all the milk products you used drank or eated.
Jesus -i will drink that milk now.
marias- NAw shit nigga you will just get so lömpete.

Nigga, you high or wat?
No man, I just drank too much milk, I'm lömpete.
lömpete by jesus soulmolester February 8, 2013
1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

Lampeter Strasburg

The girls who go to this school are the dustiest hoes I have ever seen. Always on some fuck ass shit. Always causing drama. Never gets old. All that being said, the girls who go to LS are annoying as fuck and worthless :)
She goes to Lampeter Strasburg right? Yea she dusty! lmao 🤮😂

Lampeter-Strasburg 

A bunch of low life fuckboys that don’t know how to respect girls. The girls aren’t much better either. You think you’re in a relationship but you wanna go cheat on ur boyfriend the next night. Right. Don’t forget about the fact that the boys do the same. EVEN worse. they are all addicted to flash drives. Lampeter Starasburg boys LOVE to turn off their snap maps because they know damn well they are doing something they shouldn’t be. Also, most bitches that walk foot in this school damn well got some type of STD, so beware. Good luck to all my fellow friends who associate themselves with these lard ass niggas. i wish u luck. don’t introduce them to your mothers. and definitely not your father. ps- be sure not to send your nudes over snap, they secretly screenshot and put in groupchat. such fucks.
Lampeter-Strasburg: a school where STD’s are in the air

Lampeter Strasburg

Juul. Apparently all the fuckers here need it. Cheating, all the fuckers here do it. Thots, we have too many of those dusty hoes. People gotta wake up to shit like, right? Gay, what an insult! Like what in fucking fuck are you guys on about? The shitty ass people, lovely shit going on here. Fucking small child’s swear here like what in the fuck?
Damnit, I’m still in Lampeter Strasburg!

lampeter fuck 

Like a Lampfuck, but one you cannot feel at all glib about.
Bill: "That was a quite a failure of judgement last night Alice, I guess that was what they call a Lampfuck?"
Alice: "Look. I'm not going to talk about it".
Bill: "So it was an actual Lampeter Fuck?".
Alice: "I'm not going to talk about it".
lampeter fuck by Noscreadur September 23, 2013

lampeter strasburg

the coolest school in the world!!! its in the middle of good ol' lampeter and right by the heart of lancaster county, strasburg<3 its so cool it doesnt even have turf fields! like omg no turf. and the smell, mmmmmmm, LOVE
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