Strasburg 

A town settled in the mountanis of Virginia where kids have nothing to do but act like wiggers, smoke weed, pop pills and fight.

Where do you live?
Strasburg.
Dude, I'm sorry.

Strasburg by R. Cain May 17, 2011

Strasburg 

A dumbass town in Eastern Colorado filled with retarted country mutha fuckas and horse girls. There’s nothing to do except grow weed in your shower and sell it to minors.

I went to the home town days in strasburg, I’ve never had a shitter time in my life.

Strasburg by Lilspaghettiboi July 12, 2019

Strasburg 

A small town in the eastern-ish part of Colorado, where teenagers have nothing to do but smoke pot at a ghetto recreation center, and sit at a gas station for hours.

Hey guys, lets go into strasburg and go to valley bank and steal all their suckers! hell yeah! we are such badasses!

Strasburg by bitter_enemy August 20, 2008

Strasburg 

A small town were no one gets along, kids smoke and pop pills.

Fred: where you from?
Greg: Strasburg....
Fred: I'm sorry bro.

Strasburg by Cheercheck February 19, 2017

strasburg ohio 

Welcome to Strasburg Ohio! The people in this town act like friends even if they hate eachother because the town is so small they only live a couple houses down. The only things to do are ride tractors and do many extreme levels of illegal drugs, and sometimes over dose on over the counter. If you are debating on dating someone from this town, you might as well just move there because wants you go to the burg you never leave.

Let's go to the burg! (Strasburg Ohio)

strasburg ohio by Sevcifdel April 6, 2017

Strasburg Virginia 

Small town in Shenandoah County, Virginia. A rural mountain valley paradise for many people aiming to settle down or escape the hustle and bustle of urban areas. With an average of 150 in each graduating class, everyone knows everyone. The town has holiday celebrations such as Mayfest, Octoberfest, and the Christmas Parade which many towns don't, and that's one thing that makes Strasburg great. It does have its fair share of drugs, sluts, and trashy kids but sorry kids, those are everywhere. Otherwise, from seeing the mayor's smiling face to watching Rec League soccer down at the park, this little town is the friendliest around.

Name a place without a walmart.
Strasburg Virginia!

I feel like going to a parade, but it's may.
Go to Strasburg, Virginia!

I want to know everyone in my school.
Head on down to Strasburg Virginia!

Strasburg Virginia by Strasburgian December 6, 2010

strasburg sock 

when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it

Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.

This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.

strasburg sock by libruns February 22, 2010