A dumbass who’s dick is so large they don’t make a condom big enough to fit his massive greenie green mick fuck duck. They tend to struggle to find girls that want to have sex with him because the last time he did her spine was shattered by how deep he had to go to get off.
Kylon. He's a caring, funny and nice person. He's cute and when you see him your heart melts and you get nervous. When he shows you love it gives you a thousand butterflies in your stomach and makes you grow the widest smile on your face. Although, he might not be the most loyal person. That doesn't mean he's not loving.
Kylon's silly and he has the cutest smile. He hates negativity, and when he's sad he doesn't want to talk about it, and if your the wrong person and try to force it out of him he gets irritated. Kylon isn't someone who gets mad a lot most of the time he just get's irritated.
Kylon befriends everybody and when you get to know him you just want to be his best friend.
If you are his best friend or just close to him you are a very very lucky person.
Kyo Bags, sometimes spelled Kyou, are orange backpacks that are ovalish in shape and look like the head of Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket in his transformed form.
Typically a term used by anime freaks.
Since I don't own a Kyo Bag of my own, I have to Kyohug my friend's bags.
Kylo Ren, a human male, was a Force warrior who trained as a Jedi under his uncle, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, before turning to the dark side of the Force, destroying Skywalker's attempt to restore the Jedi Order, and becoming an apprentice of Supreme Leader Snoke of the First Order.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.