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kylar :D 

A SHORT BOY WITH A LARGE COCK AND A HOT JAWLINE
"wow whos that?"

"thats kylar :D, he has a large penis"
kylar :D by xseimplgoicla September 15, 2021

Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane P.H.D. M.D

He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)

kylan ding

kylan ding, is a modern day slang term, often used to refer to an extremely cool person.
"kylan ding is so cool!"
kylan ding by goobie snoob September 23, 2023

National Crack Kylan day 

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day

Kyler's Dad 

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!
Kyler's Dad by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023

dirty kyler 

When your friend has to stick their fingers up your anus to pull out the stuck poop due to crippling constipation.
"Come over here and give me a dirty Kyler so we can leave this rest area."
dirty kyler by Yaboy681 April 20, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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