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When a sorry sucker gets absolutely mogged
Ha! GET KWOPHED
kwoph by Stolf September 15, 2021
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kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in a watermelon
Damn. My annoying neighbour makes me so kwomphotated.
kwomphotated by Asshakhsu January 18, 2020
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It is one's bitch pulling abilities
Ernest: Hey Blake how's your kwoppa looking?
Blake: I am unable to pull any bitches so my kwoppa is lacking.
THEREFORE BLAKE HAS NO KWOPPA
Kwoppa by lightningMcpeen June 29, 2022

Kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabbergasted. Or to be beyond bamboozled.
*Expects to cry during a Disney movie*
Merk: i ... i ... i ... I'm kwomphotated. I didn't shed one single tear at all.
Kwomphotated by pigoon January 18, 2020
The god of the discord bot Nadeko.

Also, a random perverted male
Never @mention Kwoth, it's for your own good.
Kwoth by RandomUser5986 March 18, 2017
Synonym for Phat Ass, Big tatas, and cock.
She’s got some big koophats. Look at her Koophat.
Koophat by Koophat December 12, 2019

Kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon
ex: *gets killed in Call of Duty* I am beyond flabbergasted, I am kwomphotated
Kwomphotated by jkhgfdxcvgbhjki January 18, 2020
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