kwarkus

Male named Markus who climbs a lot and used to have a weed smoking problem. Has a big dick but does not brag about it, touches girls hearts like no other. Has a bit of asian eyes but you’re not sure whether it’s from his Asian descent or from smoking jonko.

Girl1: Who are you meeting?
Girl2: Kwarkus, the most amazing person I’ve ever met

kwarkus by Borgirshampoo November 22, 2021

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Karkus

Karkus is a ship name created by Kaitlin's favourite people in the world.

I totally ship Karkus 100%

Karkus by Iiswhoiam June 18, 2015

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knarkus

Someone named Markus or Marcus that cant pay for anything. They usually ride along with people with cars and get accepted because of their gopro camera. Also they will steal all your ciggaretes

My name is knarkus
Im knarkus
Jag är en stor jävla sosse

knarkus by Psycho5553 December 11, 2016

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Karkus Marking

The act of ejaculation on and or near a grave yard

Jack: My dad’s grave got karkus marked
Nick: That was me karkus marking

Karkus Marking by PooperLooping May 21, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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