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Male named Markus who climbs a lot and used to have a weed smoking problem. Has a big dick but does not brag about it, touches girls hearts like no other. Has a bit of asian eyes but you’re not sure whether it’s from his Asian descent or from smoking jonko.
Girl1: Who are you meeting?
Girl2: Kwarkus, the most amazing person I’ve ever met
kwarkus by Borgirshampoo November 22, 2021
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Karkus is a ship name created by Kaitlin's favourite people in the world.
I totally ship Karkus 100%
Karkus by Iiswhoiam June 18, 2015
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Someone named Markus or Marcus that cant pay for anything. They usually ride along with people with cars and get accepted because of their gopro camera. Also they will steal all your ciggaretes
My name is knarkus
Im knarkus
Jag är en stor jävla sosse
knarkus by Psycho5553 December 11, 2016

Karkus Marking 

The act of ejaculation on and or near a grave yard
Jack: My dad’s grave got karkus marked
Nick: That was me karkus marking
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