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The low frequency flap of a but check caused by an overweight person cutting a liquid fart.
Grandma bent sideways and accidentally cut a kwaddle.
kwaddle by Spoke December 31, 2021
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kwoddledonk 

A traditional sport played by countryfolk in remote taverns. It entailed smashing mugs apart on you own forehead after finishing the alcoholic beverage it contained, and would be repeated until a competitor had fallen, either due to drunkeness or a brain hemorrhage, resulting in the winner shouting "KWODDLEDONK!" & obliterating the ceramic trophy on the losers skull.
"Jeff has lost the use of his whole righthand side from playing kwoddledonk last night. The fool."
kwoddledonk by A nother April 8, 2008
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to spit on a partners toe and then like it off while pouring milk down stomach
damn i really kaddled her last night
kaddle by smddddddd December 31, 2020
One of the many, yet not well known, forms of the word pot. Used primarily in the southwestern United States.
Hey maaan.... Let's go smoke some kraddler!
kraddler by Reckage June 6, 2003

kaddlehopper 

kaddlehopper: a moon booty jumper. after old time comedian, red Skelton, not just a funny guy, but a nice guy. His trademark character, Clem Kaddilehopper, was a trusting childlike, country bumpkin who took people at their word, literally. He was playful and liked to add a twist!
That cow is a kaddlehopper, so is my wife!
kaddlehopper by captain blood June 11, 2016
kwaddie is a bomb ass bitch who stay on her grind , she stay mean muggin people , but stay laughing . kwaddie is skinny asf but can still make that ahh shake and will get thick one day but for now let her be a lil stick , kwaddie was born a queen , cute asf and stay poppin
get you a kwaddie bhoo
kwaddie by marteka March 18, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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