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kwoddledonk 

A traditional sport played by countryfolk in remote taverns. It entailed smashing mugs apart on you own forehead after finishing the alcoholic beverage it contained, and would be repeated until a competitor had fallen, either due to drunkeness or a brain hemorrhage, resulting in the winner shouting "KWODDLEDONK!" & obliterating the ceramic trophy on the losers skull.
"Jeff has lost the use of his whole righthand side from playing kwoddledonk last night. The fool."
kwoddledonk by A nother April 8, 2008
Related Words
to spit on a partners toe and then like it off while pouring milk down stomach
damn i really kaddled her last night
kaddle by smddddddd December 31, 2020
One of the many, yet not well known, forms of the word pot. Used primarily in the southwestern United States.
Hey maaan.... Let's go smoke some kraddler!
kraddler by Reckage June 6, 2003

kaddlehopper 

kaddlehopper: a moon booty jumper. after old time comedian, red Skelton, not just a funny guy, but a nice guy. His trademark character, Clem Kaddilehopper, was a trusting childlike, country bumpkin who took people at their word, literally. He was playful and liked to add a twist!
That cow is a kaddlehopper, so is my wife!
kaddlehopper by captain blood June 11, 2016
kwaddie is a bomb ass bitch who stay on her grind , she stay mean muggin people , but stay laughing . kwaddie is skinny asf but can still make that ahh shake and will get thick one day but for now let her be a lil stick , kwaddie was born a queen , cute asf and stay poppin
get you a kwaddie bhoo
kwaddie by marteka March 18, 2017