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Kayaking 

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.
Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”
Kayaking by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020

kayaking buddy 

A gay sex partner met discreetly via the internet.
"I'm just finishing up with my kayaking buddy, I met him through America Online"
kayaking buddy by joedanger July 1, 2015

Mai Kuraki 

Extremely attractive Japanese celebrity who grew up in America.
"Did you see Mai Kurakis latest video clip?"

"Yeah, she looked totally hot"
Mai Kuraki by BobbyBob August 1, 2006

kutakizukari 

The chosen profit by the name of Elijah W. You will find your true name on tiktok an it will bring you here stay alert for your next move
kutakizukari Is a bad ass an don’t give no fuck
kutakizukari by Me.Wong6996 January 16, 2021

roller-kayaking 

The act of strapping a skateboard to a trash can or recycling bin, by means of a cord or duct tape, and riding in the bin down a hill at rigorous speeds. During rolling kayaking, it is crucial to have a long stick(such as a hockey stick) to paddle with, similar to what a rower does. Depending on the terrain, extra padding may be required, such as a seat when tearing it up on the hardcore ramps. For experienced roller kayakers, try iced-down surfaces for extreme thrills.
Hey dude, we just had a major ice storm and the hills are shitty for sledding, why don't we go roller-kayaking?
roller-kayaking by Nick C. W. April 21, 2008
Hey man, Imma go spit some game at that kutaki over there. I got that yellow fever.
kutaki by Mcor24 December 22, 2008