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kustard
Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
kustard by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
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kushta • Kushtache • Kushtail • Kushtata se raztrese • the Kushtards • Kush Tampon • Kushagra • Kushal • kushty • kushala
Kushia
Kushia is a person who is kind, fun, has a great sense of humor, thoughtful and awesome to hang around. This kind of person is a true gamer who is cracked at all video games, especially shooters. Her common phrase is "baby girl wattson" and can find her playing pubs in apex legends, decimating most lobbies. 10/10 personality and someone you definitely want on your team.
Kushia by Lyle Greenleaf July 11, 2021
Kushtrim
Kushtrim by American Chik December 31, 2010
Kushal
A really talented guy who sometimes doubts himself but really has a good heart. The ideal boyfriend.
Kushal by Archie35324678 August 26, 2018
Noora kushti
Noora kushti (pronounced noor-ah kush-tee) is a word of Persian (Farsi, Iranian) origin that generally means "fixed fight" or pretending to fight (while fooling a target audience). In Persian (Iranian) sporting matches and games it is the literal act of pretending to fight in order to fool an audience.
More importantly it is used in Persian/Iranian (and to some extent Pakistani) politics to indicate two (or more) parties that appear to oppose one another, while the reality is the two parties are pretending to oppose one another. Only the two parties participating in the act know that their opposition to one another is just an act that is meant to deceive a target audience. Therefore it could be understand as pretend opposition. This is usually done in order to control both (or all) audiences/populations. It is a form of political monopolization.
More importantly it is used in Persian/Iranian (and to some extent Pakistani) politics to indicate two (or more) parties that appear to oppose one another, while the reality is the two parties are pretending to oppose one another. Only the two parties participating in the act know that their opposition to one another is just an act that is meant to deceive a target audience. Therefore it could be understand as pretend opposition. This is usually done in order to control both (or all) audiences/populations. It is a form of political monopolization.
Person #1: Why did Iran buy weapons from Israel during Iran-gate? And why did Israel sell them to Iran? They always are threatening each other.
Person #2 Noora kushti dummy.
Person #2 Noora kushti dummy.
Noora kushti by PoliSci December 28, 2014
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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