kurbstomp

A beautiful buff man. So hot that you can spot him from a mile away. He so charasmatic he can make anyone and will make anyone fall inlove. Watch out before he steals yo girl.

Weakie: Have you seen kurbstomp recently
Kayak: Yeah he was busy with all the baddies blowing up his phone

kurbstomp by inkayakwetrust March 24, 2024

kensington curbstomp 

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006

curbstomp 

To instruct the loser of a fight or combat situation to place their mouth on an object (Usually a curb), and to then stomp on the back of their skull, thus breaking their jaw, along with most of their teeth, and usually resulting in the victim's death (Due to a broken neck). A nonlethal variant involves jumping on their back instead of kicking in the back of their skull.

Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB OR I WILL KILL YOU!
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)

curbstomp by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008

curbstomping

To severely injure someone by making them byte the curb and then kicking the back of their head

You are sentenced to death by curbstomping.

(also seen in "American History X")

curbstomping by Vlad_C March 13, 2009

Kirbstomp 

When a dirty old librarian takes part in the act of booting someone from her library after having a thorough speech with them and threatening a detetion.

"Often the children are kirbstomped for playing games on the computer."

"Dude, I totally got kirbstomped with like 5 other kids.... it was a world record."

Kirbstomp by suckitpcd November 18, 2009

Jenn Curbstomp 

With long, bleach blonde, multi-colored hair, heavy makeup, and a colorful style, she became internet famous and is a former Scene Queen. Somewhere between then and now, she changed her style, and now looks as normal as your average teenage girl.

Jessica: OMG, Jenn Curbstomp is my IDOL.
Robbie: ...Who?
Jessica: -_-

Jenn Curbstomp by Catheeeeee. January 10, 2010

curbstomp 

Placing of someones mouth on the corner of a sidewalk and kicking at the back of their head. This throws the jaw into their spinal cord and instantly kills them. Not allways used against black people... is actually mostly used when anti-nazi skins beat the crap out of a nazi skin group. Usually grab the biggest person and curbstomp them to show an example for the rest of the group to follow.

10 of my friends went to octoberfest and saw a group of 5 nazi's. We beat them up and then curbstomped them. Now there dead.

curbstomp by skaterpunk1007 July 12, 2004