Kirbstomp
When a dirty old librarian takes part in the act of booting someone from her library after having a thorough speech with them and threatening a detetion.
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Kirb stomp
When playing super smash brothers, one beats the absolute shit out of someone with Kirby. This is a rare act of greatness. Being Kirb stomped is a lot like the existence Unicorns. Talked about but rarely seen.
Kirb stomp by tyler_broviet April 28, 2009
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Kirb Stomp
When you're doing a girl from behind and you reach your leg around and kick the girl in the head. Invented by Kirby. A variant involves taking her outside to the curb for a Kirb Curb Stomp.
Kirb Stomp by Kirbster69 June 13, 2010
kirb stomp
Not to be confused with the infamous "curb stomp," this spike move from the Super Smash Bros. 64 video game is one of the most annoying easy kill moves in the game. The name is a shortened version of the character's name to which this move belongs, Kirby!!! To achieve a kirb stomp, simple jump above your enemy while he/she is off-stage and press down-a before contact and Kirby will drill the victim downward into the infinite abyss. This move is also called the "drill sergeant."
kirb stomp by TJ BALL October 3, 2010
Kiristophile
A person who is attracted to girls who are more than four years younger than themselves. The attraction may be affectionate, passionate, lustful, etc., depending on the individual. Every kiristophile is unique, just like all people. Kiristophilia does not result from immaturity or mental instability. It is merely a magnification of a male's natural desire for younger females. The word comes from the greek roots kiristi, meaning girl, and philos, meaning love.
girllover, paedophile, paedosexual
girllover, paedophile, paedosexual
12-year-old girl:You're handsome.
18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?
Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!
Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!
Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.
18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?
Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!
Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!
Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.
Kiristophile by Wilddwarf April 17, 2009
kurbstomp
A beautiful buff man. So hot that you can spot him from a mile away. He so charasmatic he can make anyone and will make anyone fall inlove. Watch out before he steals yo girl.
Weakie: Have you seen kurbstomp recently
Kayak: Yeah he was busy with all the baddies blowing up his phone
Kayak: Yeah he was busy with all the baddies blowing up his phone
kurbstomp by inkayakwetrust March 24, 2024
Kirbstorian
A Kirbstorian is a person who has vast knowledge of the Kirby video game series. A true Kirbstorian has knowledge that can rival that of Masahiro Sakurai, the series creator, Shinya Kumazaki, the current series director, or even Nintendo and HAL Laboratory themselves.
Kirbstorian by Professional_Kirbstorian_1992 August 15, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.