Kirbstomp

When a dirty old librarian takes part in the act of booting someone from her library after having a thorough speech with them and threatening a detetion.

"Often the children are kirbstomped for playing games on the computer."

"Dude, I totally got kirbstomped with like 5 other kids.... it was a world record."

by suckitpcd November 18, 2009

Kirb stomp

When playing super smash brothers, one beats the absolute shit out of someone with Kirby. This is a rare act of greatness. Being Kirb stomped is a lot like the existence Unicorns. Talked about but rarely seen.

Anthony really Kirb stomped David the other night when they were playing Super smash brothers.

by tyler_broviet April 28, 2009

Kirb Stomp

When you're doing a girl from behind and you reach your leg around and kick the girl in the head. Invented by Kirby. A variant involves taking her outside to the curb for a Kirb Curb Stomp.

I pulled the Kirb Stomp on my girlfriend last night and I think she is mad

by Kirbster69 June 13, 2010

kirb stomp

Not to be confused with the infamous "curb stomp," this spike move from the Super Smash Bros. 64 video game is one of the most annoying easy kill moves in the game. The name is a shortened version of the character's name to which this move belongs, Kirby!!! To achieve a kirb stomp, simple jump above your enemy while he/she is off-stage and press down-a before contact and Kirby will drill the victim downward into the infinite abyss. This move is also called the "drill sergeant."

C Falc was tryin to clown stomp me, but i beat him to it and gave him a good KIRB STOMPIN!

by TJ BALL October 3, 2010

Kiristophile

A person who is attracted to girls who are more than four years younger than themselves. The attraction may be affectionate, passionate, lustful, etc., depending on the individual. Every kiristophile is unique, just like all people. Kiristophilia does not result from immaturity or mental instability. It is merely a magnification of a male's natural desire for younger females. The word comes from the greek roots kiristi, meaning girl, and philos, meaning love.

girllover, paedophile, paedosexual

12-year-old girl:You're handsome.

18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?

Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!

Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!

Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.

by Wilddwarf April 17, 2009

kurbstomp

A beautiful buff man. So hot that you can spot him from a mile away. He so charasmatic he can make anyone and will make anyone fall inlove. Watch out before he steals yo girl.

Weakie: Have you seen kurbstomp recently
Kayak: Yeah he was busy with all the baddies blowing up his phone

by inkayakwetrust March 24, 2024

Kirbstorian

A Kirbstorian is a person who has vast knowledge of the Kirby video game series. A true Kirbstorian has knowledge that can rival that of Masahiro Sakurai, the series creator, Shinya Kumazaki, the current series director, or even Nintendo and HAL Laboratory themselves.

"That guy knows so much about Kirby!"
"I know! He's quite the Kirbstorian if I say so myself."

by Professional_Kirbstorian_1992 August 15, 2021