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Knuckle Sandwhich 

The only food your uncle provides. Something he finds funnt but the rest of the world doesn't except for your other uncle.
YOU:Hey unc It's Nice seeing you.

UNCLE: Wanna Knuckle Sandwhich?

knuckle sandwich 

to administer a mouthful of fist; to punch someone in the face
knuckle sandwich by Branid January 3, 2004

knuckle sandwich 

To punch someone in the mouth to shut them up.
Tom: you're just jelous of me cuz I slept with your girl and you didn't. And y'know what? she liked it so much that I...
Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

knuckle sandwich 

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.
Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise 

After dropping a load in a woman's mouth, make her spit it out into your hand, then slap the shit out of her with it.
When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.

five knuckle sandwich 

When a guy sticks his fist in the girls mouth and then gives her anal
When Lenny and Caroline go at it(five knuckle sandwich)