Definitions by LesleyDianna

numpty 

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

numpty by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Off your rocker 

It means acting nuts.
To be a crazy person.

Matt: Oh, I can't believe you just jumped off that 80 feet building! You must be off your rocker!

Off your rocker by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

knuckle sandwich 

To punch someone in the mouth to shut them up.

Tom: you're just jelous of me cuz I slept with your girl and you didn't. And y'know what? she liked it so much that I...
Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

knuckle sandwich by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012