Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.
Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025
Get the kumquats mug.1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.
2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.
2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.
1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."
2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."
2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."
2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."
2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."
by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010
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1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016
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by paybay July 8, 2012
Get the kumquat mug.The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.
Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
by VirginiaSalope September 6, 2010
Get the kumquatting mug.A literal Transformer.
If Comodin Cam is the king of Transformers YouTube, then Emperor Kumquat is the equivalent actually, a monarch of TF YouTube.
Not only does he have an ASMR like voice that is SO satisfying to listen to, but he also brings hope to the Transformers fandom (like Cam) but in a very DIFFERENT way.
He points out big and small flaws of the TF community as well as educates other TF fans through Transformers about their culture, physiology, as well as the positivity of representation forms, and why it matters.
Very inclusive guy (it's nice seeing someone explain forms of sentient identities)
Top tier knowledge of Transformers and he is making a game called Transformers: Mercy on channel!
If Comodin Cam is the king of Transformers YouTube, then Emperor Kumquat is the equivalent actually, a monarch of TF YouTube.
Not only does he have an ASMR like voice that is SO satisfying to listen to, but he also brings hope to the Transformers fandom (like Cam) but in a very DIFFERENT way.
He points out big and small flaws of the TF community as well as educates other TF fans through Transformers about their culture, physiology, as well as the positivity of representation forms, and why it matters.
Very inclusive guy (it's nice seeing someone explain forms of sentient identities)
Top tier knowledge of Transformers and he is making a game called Transformers: Mercy on channel!
TF fan 2: Ok I spent 69 hours watching Comodin Cam and I am officially hooked on Transformers YouTube. Feed my addiction.
TF fan 1: Ok, Emperor Kumquat. He takes kind of a different approach to Cam, however still super dope.
TF fan 3: He's the one who got me into TF IDW comics. Stories are top tier and just like manga in terms of writing and quality.
6.9 hours later
TF fan 2: His voice is just so soothing. I used to be so irrationally against lgbtq+ people, but now I realize that other beings can also be like us, or different in any other way, socially, culturally, physically and mentally. They are sentient too
Tf fan 1: Ikr? Big yaas king
TF fan 3: Big yaas *emperor
Tf fan 2: Aight, off to see this TF Mercy! I'm excited to see a fan's interpretation and possible outcomes for Prime's ending for Starscream!
TF fan 1: Ok, Emperor Kumquat. He takes kind of a different approach to Cam, however still super dope.
TF fan 3: He's the one who got me into TF IDW comics. Stories are top tier and just like manga in terms of writing and quality.
6.9 hours later
TF fan 2: His voice is just so soothing. I used to be so irrationally against lgbtq+ people, but now I realize that other beings can also be like us, or different in any other way, socially, culturally, physically and mentally. They are sentient too
Tf fan 1: Ikr? Big yaas king
TF fan 3: Big yaas *emperor
Tf fan 2: Aight, off to see this TF Mercy! I'm excited to see a fan's interpretation and possible outcomes for Prime's ending for Starscream!
by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022
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