kumquat

a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures

That stupid kumquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! How does that happen?!

by paybay July 8, 2012

kumquatting

The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.

Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"

by VirginiaSalope September 6, 2010

Kumquat

Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.

Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat

by simpforduke March 17, 2021

kumquat

one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.

Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?

by Ava and Lauren May 19, 2006

Kumquat

Used as an insult.

Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.

by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009

kumquat

Something you call someone when they're being a lazy little bitch

"Cleidus come to the gym and stop being a kumquat, be a homie"

by Cleidus October 10, 2018

Kumquat

A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.

What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!

by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 26, 2010