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Definitions by NegativeReferral

kumquats 

Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.

Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
kumquats by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025

unemployed behavior 

Behavior indicative of someone with too much time on their hands, lack of grounding in the culture of the proverbial "real world," and no urge to better oneself as opposed to merely pleasuring oneself.

Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.
Natalie just sits around all day and records all kinds of random sounds to make annoying songs out of on Ableton! Such unemployed behavior!

Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.
A DUI.
Carolina got a Dewey for driving too slow after one too many margaritas.
Dewey by NegativeReferral December 11, 2023
She is self-conscious about her dubby.
Dubby by NegativeReferral December 11, 2023
A double chin, used affectionately by the person who has it.
Does this necklace make my dubbie look big?
Dubbie by NegativeReferral May 21, 2022
Acronym for Straight White American Male.

Considered by many to be the oppressor class.
The Mid-West is the perfect place for a SWAM.
SWAM by NegativeReferral October 17, 2017