by David March 8, 2004
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Rachael: I'll make my cunt a kunper, but only if you stop shantaloping for a week.
Rachael: I'll make my cunt a kunper, but only if you stop shantaloping for a week.
by quandope March 19, 2004
Get the kunper mug.Kuler, a gigantic brown and purple ape. It stands at 6'9'' tall, and weighs 550 lbs. There is only one living member of this species known to exist. It is theorized to exist somewhere in the Florida keys. Normally a docile creature, but is easy to anger. When provoked the Kuler slips into a tantric frenzy, attempting to penetrate any moist spot with it's pulsing green johnson.
Oh, for the love of Christ, look at the size of that Kuler's johnson.
Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.
Mom, can I keep this Kuler?
Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.
Mom, can I keep this Kuler?
by Justin O. C. September 26, 2006
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Get the Kelper mug.A person who is constantly talking, either to everyone around him, or if hes being ignored, he talks to himself. A Kulproot laughs extremely loud, so loud that he embarresses himself. They are common among the overweight population and usually are jewish or lebanese. 20% Chance of Retardation among Kulproots, And a 89% Chance of being shot within the next 7 years for being so damn gay.
A Kulproot,"AHAHAHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD FOR IT TO ACTUALLY BE MY NATURAL LAUGH"
Other person,"Shut up you fatass your so annoying."
A Kulproot,"Im freaking huge"
Example #2.
Kulproot,"Omg like baby cakes" (talking to hot girls)
Hot girl,"Hey ______ (Kulproot) Were best friends because you have no sex appeal."
Other person,"Shut up you fatass your so annoying."
A Kulproot,"Im freaking huge"
Example #2.
Kulproot,"Omg like baby cakes" (talking to hot girls)
Hot girl,"Hey ______ (Kulproot) Were best friends because you have no sex appeal."
by John Reneger January 4, 2009
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