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1. The stuff birds leave on your car when you park under a tree.
2. The stuff you step on when your neighbors don't pick up after their dog.
1. Aww I got kukai in my eye.
No worry beef curry, here's a tissue.
What for? The bird is probably miles away by now.

2. No gimme dat kukai!
kukai by lolohead September 22, 2006
Words you can keep

kukai moa 

1. The Hawaiian phrase meaning “chicken droppings.”

2. A phrase repurposed by famous science fiction author Robert Heinlein in his novel called “The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress,” so that apparently it has the new meaning of “good-for-nothing bureaucratic nonsense” -- especially as typical of functionaries from Earth. The novel explores numerous concepts of "rational anarchism," which might be referred to as minarchism in today's terminology.
Stop this kukai moa!

That minister is giving me loads of kukai moa all the time.
kukai moa by _/ June 5, 2023
Related Words
kukai kukai moa Kukail kuwait kikaider kuka kuki Kumail Kikaida kurai
A forward curved blade usually around 12-15 inches in length, excelling at chopping/cutting motions. Can be used as a weapon but also a universal cutting tool capable of tasks including skinning, can opening, digging, and cutting firewood. Part of the regimental weaponry and heraldry of Gurkha fighters.
After using his kukri to fight off bandits raiding his village, Bob decided to cut some firewood with it.
Kukri by paranoidandroidcdf January 2, 2009
Similar to a trowel, the kunai is a wrought iron multi-purpose tool originating in the Tensho Era of Japan (1573 - 1592). The kunai blade was unsharpened, soft iron, and was used for digging, prying, and smashing wood, plaster, and the like -- which would like have destroyed a tool which was sharpened or heat-treated.
While generally a leaf shaped blade atop a handle with a ring at the end, the kunai come in a number of different varieties, including short, long, narrow, wide, and saw-toothed. Due to the nature of ninjutsu's training with improvised and unusual weapons, the kunai became popularly associated with ninja (shinobi no mono), who might have used it as a weapon in disguise.
The kunai -- Japanese predecessor of the Swiss Army Knife.
kunai by Nam-shub of Enki June 11, 2006
a playing style in freestyle street basketball that involves a player running away from their defender and shooting a shot that makes 90% of the time when not blocked
Damn, SFSoul12 has a helluva nice kukgi.
kukgi by SFSoul12 February 20, 2010
Kumail, Arabic for perfect. So sexy and has a great personality inside and outside. Charismatic and enthusiastic. All the ladies are after him. Incredibly good at football. Has a big bulge also. Very good at academic studies.
Bro, I wish I could be as smart as Kumail

Why is that bitch touching Kumail, he's mine!
Kumail by Melvin_89 November 2, 2017
Super fly, cute, always ready for a good time !
Perfect example of a guy who's nice smart, funny, beautiful on the inside, never predicable. Kumail is normally associated with beautiful people and has a great personality.
"Bro i wish i could be more like Kumail"
Kumail by UFDSFUISDGIUSDHGSDUOGOSDF December 1, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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