Kumail 

Kumail, Arabic for perfect. So sexy and has a great personality inside and outside. Charismatic and enthusiastic. All the ladies are after him. Incredibly good at football. Has a big bulge also. Very good at academic studies.

Bro, I wish I could be as smart as Kumail

Why is that bitch touching Kumail, he's mine!

Kumail by Melvin_89 November 2, 2017

Kumail 

Super fly, cute, always ready for a good time !
Perfect example of a guy who's nice smart, funny, beautiful on the inside, never predicable. Kumail is normally associated with beautiful people and has a great personality.

"Bro i wish i could be more like Kumail"

Kumail by UFDSFUISDGIUSDHGSDUOGOSDF December 1, 2011

Kumail 

Kumails are that one friend that you couldn't trust with the most simple things like getting your pen from downstairs. There typically the guys who say "oh yea it wont work" and at first you give him the benefit of the doubt but eventually you realise its just a automated response when you ask for the answer to a math question. To counter this however it is advised you ask the most responsible person in your class which is 10cm away from you.

Congratulations dude you just did a Kumail

Kumail by TVV. MEME DEV February 25, 2019

Kumail 

A person who wasn’t supposed to be born in this era, specifically in the 70’s. A little bit fobby, yet is always listening to classic rock. Favorite catch phrase: “TIME TO LOSE IT”.

Kumail: Ok i’m gonna step out real quick.
Significant other:Where you going hun?
Kumail: GOING TO LOSE IT!!!

Kumail by FRAND3314 June 11, 2018

kumail 

a person who fails to understand easy concepts and doesn’t google anything when they don’t know something

he’s such a kumail, he never understands

kumail by Virtually April 15, 2023

kumail nanjiani 

A state of complete 'on-ness' with regard to puns, general wordplay. and improv song parodies.

To Ace Hood's Bugatti "I WOKE UP KUMAIL NANJIANI"

kumail nanjiani by TLHOG April 24, 2014

kumalala 

kumalala kumalala kumala savesta 🤩

kumalala daddy oh

kumalala by italian.music April 18, 2022