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When you fart and a bubble air forms and doesn't pop. Then it moves from the buttcrack to the vagina and pops making a really uncomfortable sound.
Guy1: Bro I just heard that girl kuaft !
Guy2: I bet it sounded funny.
Guy1: It kind of turned me on.
kuaft by fukmewithabrick May 26, 2015

Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
Kraftwerk. Need I say more?
Kraftwerk by memegoeshere August 10, 2010

Krafturbate 

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.
I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.
Krafturbate by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014
To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor
I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019
In a small region of Germany, in the palatinate forest, „käftz“ stands for the asshole of a human being.

But in various hood slangs you can replace any other word which sounds a bit like „käftz“ oder „käftzen“ in every sentence you can imagine.
Hey Simon, please dont always show me your käftz when your drunk.

Hey Mum, our fridge is all empty. We really have to „einkäftz“ some stuff.

Last night we had a huge Käftzerei in the club with some cunts!
Käftz by Cirederf February 20, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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