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Kristene 

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.
My friend kristene, is wild!
Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017
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Krystine 

Some one that laughs a lot, it totally ripped to shreds with muscle. A Krystine is a girl that loves to eat, play sports, and fart around allday but then gets serious when it is last minute. A krystine loves to boogy and dance till she cant move anymore. A Krystine is a good friend when ever you need one and understands you when you have a problem. A Krystine loves music and definately cant sing but loves to with her girl friends. A Krystine is unique to the world and deserves the best and is a good judge. A krystine surrounds herself with people that love her no matter what and can relate to pretty much everything. A Krystine has had it rough but still finds a smile or laugh to make someone else's day!! its a beautiful world to her!
she is so nice, she is sooo a krystine
Krystine by Aundreaha February 12, 2009
One of those rare individuals who is damn near perfect, and whose only flaws are endearingly endearing. Usually drop dead-gorgeous with a fantastic rear end; has the ability to levitate on demand.
Who was that goddess that just floated by?
Oh that was just Krysten.
Krysten by bluemoonin October 17, 2008
Krysten is a girl who has everything for her. She's got looks, she's got the body, the personality, the smile, the eyes, the laugh...everything. She's has little butt but she'll grow up and have a real big ass.She is the most perfect human being on this planet and one of the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She'll do anything for her friends and family and isn't afraid of speaking her mind. She's down to earth and always knows how to make others happy or listen when it's needed. Krysten is the one in a million girl and if a boy ever sees her, they better not let her walk out of sight. She fights for what she has to and hates lying b****'s . She never fake and if she's caught being fake somebody's goin to tell her. She doesn't take disrespect from anyone at all. She gives 0 fucks towards any fake bitch. Yeah she'll seem scary at first but try her once and you better be ready for the worst hurricane that's coming your way.
Girl:Who is krysten?
Girl: Oh, I use to fuck with her but then I stopped but I don't know why...
Krysten by Kayebaye December 19, 2016

Krystencore 

Krystencore is a modern slang used to describe an incompetent person which lacks social skills and humour.
Man you're acting like a Krystencore!
Krystencore by SeniorrrBurittooooo January 3, 2022

KRISTENED 

In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.
"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"
KRISTENED by iMakerScream November 19, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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