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Kristene 

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.
My friend kristene, is wild!
Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017
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Krystine 

Some one that laughs a lot, it totally ripped to shreds with muscle. A Krystine is a girl that loves to eat, play sports, and fart around allday but then gets serious when it is last minute. A krystine loves to boogy and dance till she cant move anymore. A Krystine is a good friend when ever you need one and understands you when you have a problem. A Krystine loves music and definately cant sing but loves to with her girl friends. A Krystine is unique to the world and deserves the best and is a good judge. A krystine surrounds herself with people that love her no matter what and can relate to pretty much everything. A Krystine has had it rough but still finds a smile or laugh to make someone else's day!! its a beautiful world to her!
she is so nice, she is sooo a krystine
Krystine by Aundreaha February 12, 2009
One of those rare individuals who is damn near perfect, and whose only flaws are endearingly endearing. Usually drop dead-gorgeous with a fantastic rear end; has the ability to levitate on demand.
Who was that goddess that just floated by?
Oh that was just Krysten.
Krysten by bluemoonin October 17, 2008
Krysten is a girl who has everything for her. She's got looks, she's got the body, the personality, the smile, the eyes, the laugh...everything. She's has little butt but she'll grow up and have a real big ass.She is the most perfect human being on this planet and one of the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She'll do anything for her friends and family and isn't afraid of speaking her mind. She's down to earth and always knows how to make others happy or listen when it's needed. Krysten is the one in a million girl and if a boy ever sees her, they better not let her walk out of sight. She fights for what she has to and hates lying b****'s . She never fake and if she's caught being fake somebody's goin to tell her. She doesn't take disrespect from anyone at all. She gives 0 fucks towards any fake bitch. Yeah she'll seem scary at first but try her once and you better be ready for the worst hurricane that's coming your way.
Girl:Who is krysten?
Girl: Oh, I use to fuck with her but then I stopped but I don't know why...
Krysten by Kayebaye December 19, 2016

Krystencore 

Krystencore is a modern slang used to describe an incompetent person which lacks social skills and humour.
Man you're acting like a Krystencore!
Krystencore by SeniorrrBurittooooo January 3, 2022

KRISTENED 

In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.
"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"
KRISTENED by iMakerScream November 19, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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