knumpty

An alternative spelling of numpty, the hard sound of the "k" hanging in there as numpty is often preceded by "fucking", but sometimes a swear word is inappropriate, so a silent swear is suggested by a silent "k".

Addressing BBC News 24 management, "You are a bunch of ... knumpties".
Head of BBC News, "You are a King Knumpty"; "How long does it take you knumpties to sort out the sound?"
Addressing journalists, "Recommended? To have an extra cheeseburger everyday! You people are complete and utter knumpties. The SACN report doesn't says that. Pricks."

knumpty by Harry Alffa November 28, 2011

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Knumpty

Like numpty but improved. The k isn’t silent it has to be pronounced. A knumpt is a very dumb person.

Kate: *breaks a flower vase*
Kuba: Kate you numpty
Kate: Actually I’m a knumpty

Kuba: What’s that
Kate: it’s a numpty but dumber
Kuba: so you really are a knumpty
Kate: :(

Knumpty by your friendly drugdealer June 30, 2019

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knumpty • krumpty

krumpty

A haggard bitch, busted as fuck.

Roy and Stephan said that bitch is krumpty

That krumpty bitch just farted

Did you just smell that krumpty chick, bro?

krumpty by Righteous rick & epic ericson February 14, 2014

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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