krondike 

referring to marijuana (specifically Chronic), either in an edible form or the raw product.

Man, I got a truck full of krondike with your name on it.

krondike by RodSteel May 6, 2008

klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Kronikest 

Having or exhibiting the qualities of a supreme level of superiority.

Having excelled beyond all standards, and surpassing everything that was once thought to be the best; also: to be most kronik.

"Awh snap Tyrone! Those parachute pants you're sporting be the kronikest".

"Little Timmy was never discouraged to holler at some hood rats, being that he knew for certain, that his game was the kronikest".

"I just made the kronikest bowl of microwaved top ramen".

"My barber just hooked me up wit the kronikest fade you triflin bitches ever seen".

Kronikest by Worst Case Seth-nario March 16, 2013

Klondike Feaver 

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

Klondike Feaver by Moolie February 11, 2010

be a klondike 

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

be a klondike by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.

Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!

Kentucky Klondike by Estupz March 24, 2017

Kentucky klondike bar 

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

Kentucky klondike bar by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006