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klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018
Kronikest
Having or exhibiting the qualities of a supreme level of superiority.
Having excelled beyond all standards, and surpassing everything that was once thought to be the best; also: to be most kronik.
Having excelled beyond all standards, and surpassing everything that was once thought to be the best; also: to be most kronik.
"Awh snap Tyrone! Those parachute pants you're sporting be the kronikest".
"Little Timmy was never discouraged to holler at some hood rats, being that he knew for certain, that his game was the kronikest".
"I just made the kronikest bowl of microwaved top ramen".
"My barber just hooked me up wit the kronikest fade you triflin bitches ever seen".
"Little Timmy was never discouraged to holler at some hood rats, being that he knew for certain, that his game was the kronikest".
"I just made the kronikest bowl of microwaved top ramen".
"My barber just hooked me up wit the kronikest fade you triflin bitches ever seen".
Kronikest by Worst Case Seth-nario March 16, 2013
Klondike Feaver
A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.
Klondike Feaver by Moolie February 11, 2010
be a klondike
be a klondike by Babycow9 July 4, 2018
Kentucky Klondike
When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Kentucky Klondike by Estupz March 24, 2017
Kentucky klondike bar
The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
Kentucky klondike bar by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.