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Someone you would beg to shove their big black cock up inside you while you give birth to their baby brother/son. Then you will want to force this babys mouth onto the kroecks dick and then take cyandide pills together and die while he's inside you.
Man I want to meet a kroeck one day.
kroeck by 666 February 7, 2018
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krocking 

when one gets passed a bong and lets the bong sit for a period of time without passing or hitting it.
yo kris stop krocking , i passed it to you like 20 minutes ago.
krocking by fatty tee April 12, 2011
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krock1dk 

A right wing user on Urban Dictionary whose definitions bash Islam, unions, etc. He has defined over 400 words, so he most likely has no job.
Did you see krock1dk bashing the UAW in his General Motors definition? Pretty strong words from a guy who has no job.
krock1dk by My name's not Rick! November 6, 2017
(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.
Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?
kroeker by kroeker March 4, 2010
Krock Radio. 92.3 FM in NYC and surrounding areas. An Alternative Rock, which plays any rock song thats currently out now, ranging from Korn, Slipknot, Incubus, to Muse, etc.

They have an hour of music from the past at 12 Pm. Booker the Dj is on at 2 pm (the best DJ on that station) and Howard Stern is on at 6 am in the morning.

One of the best stations there is in New York.

krockradio.com
Intro: Krock, WPLJ, 92.3 ... KROCK..
DJ: Welcome back, I'm Booker, and today, we are playing ... "
krock by TwiSt February 16, 2005
A man who does not care about his company enough to spend any sort of money. He can also be a cunt
You don’t want to buy this this thing for free, you are such a kroenke
Kroenke by Kroenkeisshit February 28, 2020

Krock Walk 

A modern way of walking in which the knee rises above the waist and the foot above the knee.
I saw your cousin Stacey using the Krock Walk to cross the cross walk.
Krock Walk by fishforarms August 16, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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