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Kroenke

A man who does not care about his company enough to spend any sort of money. He can also be a cunt
You don’t want to buy this this thing for free, you are such a kroenke
by Kroenkeisshit February 28, 2020
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Kroenke Scheme

A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.
"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"

"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."
by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021
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Kronked

To define an action in any sense.
Man you’re teeth are KRONKED!

Wanna get kronked? Bitch.
by sK-gANg* February 1, 2018
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koenkering

A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.

Q: Where is Gary?

A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.

Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?

A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013
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Koenker

Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.

Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.

Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013
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kroeker

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.
Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?
by kroeker March 4, 2010
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kronkers

Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today
by kronkmaster July 23, 2017
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