Kroenke
Kroenke by Kroenkeisshit February 28, 2020
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Kroenke Scheme
A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.
"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"
"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."
"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."
Kroenke Scheme by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021
Related Words
Kroenke • Kroenke Scheme • Kronked • kronkers • Koenker • Kroenen • Koenkeloeren • koenkering • Kraenken • krenken
koenkering
A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013
Koenker
Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
Koenker by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013
kroeker
(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.
kronkers
kronkers by kronkmaster July 23, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026