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(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.
Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?
kroeker by kroeker March 4, 2010
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kif kroker 

Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.
Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*
kif kroker by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003
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Chad Kroeger

Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.
Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.

Kroegeroke 

To karaoke with the intention of sounding bad (like that of Chad Kroeger of Nickelback); or, to karaoke while very sick and full of throat kroegers.
"We are all going Kroegeroke-ing tonight, wanna go?"

"You're going wha?"

"Kroegeroke-ing."

"I don't know what that is, but you guys are assholes. So, no."
Kroegeroke by Sesty Bistit March 22, 2010

Chode Kroeger 

Lead singer for Nickelback.
Chode Kroeger by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009
Verb: The act of Auto-filating one's self. (Giving yourself oral sex)
Chad Kroeger: "We'll I'm going to go to bed and Kroeger then have a nap."
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Koekerasie

"maase poes, nou dis 'n koekerasie."
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