kroeker

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.

Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?

by kroeker March 4, 2010

kif kroker

Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.

Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*

by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

Chad Kroeger

Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.

Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.

by ItsNotFunBeingDifferent May 15, 2016

Kroegeroke

To karaoke with the intention of sounding bad (like that of Chad Kroeger of Nickelback); or, to karaoke while very sick and full of throat kroegers.

"We are all going Kroegeroke-ing tonight, wanna go?"

"You're going wha?"

"Kroegeroke-ing."

"I don't know what that is, but you guys are assholes. So, no."

by Sesty Bistit March 22, 2010

Chode Kroeger

Lead singer for Nickelback.

Dude, its Chode Kroeger!

by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009

Kroeger

Verb: The act of Auto-filating one's self. (Giving yourself oral sex)

Chad Kroeger: "We'll I'm going to go to bed and Kroeger then have a nap."

by kyl_35 March 12, 2008

Koekerasie

'n poeste fok op.

"maase poes, nou dis 'n koekerasie."

by Slurpy25 September 5, 2020