Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!
A girl who is absolutely stunning. All of the guys find her attractive. She’s very playful, funny, and a cool person. She has her moments sometimes, but you still love her anyways. Many people like Krystell. She doesn’t let people walk all over her, and stands her ground. She’s incredibly smart, caring, and beautiful. She’s the greatest friend you could ever have, and will stick by you through thick and thin. You need a Krystell in your life. :)
Jeremiah: Damn who is that girl?
Marquis: oh that’s my bestfriend Krystell.
Jeremiah: You’re luck to have her.
Kristel is one of the best people on earth. She’s not the most social or smart person, but she’s still perfect nonetheless. A beautiful and loving person, keep her close to you or you’ll regret it.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*