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here, dude, wear this pentagram, it'll really freak out the Kristers
Krister by The Cosmic Fluke May 22, 2011
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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020
an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

Kristelle 

Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!
*sees Kristelle* When did I pass away and go to heaven?
Kristelle by JimBuffet June 27, 2018
the shipping of kris (exo) and amber (fx)
<3 <3 <3 <3
Krisber is so cute together! >.<
krisber by exolove February 4, 2014
Kristel is one of the best people on earth. She’s not the most social or smart person, but she’s still perfect nonetheless. A beautiful and loving person, keep her close to you or you’ll regret it.
Kristel is the number one person.....in the world.
Kristel by nobodycares12345 December 6, 2019
Super gorgeous babe with a ridiculously extreme amount of energy. It's like she is exploding with Vitamin C from every pore! She is also thoughtful, when she thinks of you she will make sure you know about it and feel loved. A Kristel is a good friend.
Kristel: "How are you?! I've been thinking about you. I hope you have had an awesomely fantastic week!"

Friend: "I'm good thanks, just busy with work and stuff."

Kristel: "Oh, that's so awesome! It's so good to see you. I can't WAIT to catch up with you. You are fantastic! Love you!"

Friend: *feels warm fuzzies*
Kristel by Quinnator October 6, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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