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Kriiq has a massively thick cock that will tear you a new asshole.
Kriiq is the funniest person you will ever meet, he can turn a dead joke into gold & you will be happier to have a Kriiq in your life.
Kriiq attack, protect, & barks at cunts trying to bully or harm his friends.
Kriiq is so good at everything he does & applies himself to.
Kriiq is an absolute DEMI on every video game with any sniper and & will provide great vibes at Twitch.com/TheOfficialKriiq
MAN I LOVE HAVING KRIIQ ON MY TEAM, I NEVER HAVE TO DO ANY WORK AND GET FREE DUBS!!!
I ALSO STEAL KRIIQS LOOT & TELL HIM TO EAT MY ASS, WHEN HE IS IN A FIGHT I MAKE SURE IM APPROXIMATELY 1000m AWAY FROM HIM SO I NEVER GO DOWN & MAKE SURE WHEN HE SAYS "HE'S ONE TAP" THAT IM IN NARIA PLAYING FARMING SIMULATER.
kriiq by FELLOW.THICKCOCK.ENTHUSIAST December 21, 2023
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The ship name between Kryozgaming and Smii7y
Oh my god I ship Krii7y so much!
krii7y by SKoetr uwu October 29, 2018
Related Words
kriiq kriis Kriish krii7y Kriipts kriithik kriiz Krinq krique
A stupid way to spell creek. Often used as a substitute for crease or swag although slightly different. Krique is used in the case that they have style, but it's mainstream and not too creative. A krique person is usually that third wheel in the popular crowd (not useful/needed) atleast he/she is IN the popular crowd though. Opposite of unique.
Fred: "That drake dude's pretty fresh I gotta hand it to him"

Joe: "Yeah he's krique though he just jocks whatever lil wayne does"
krique by Coolging805 June 13, 2011
A short clip, usually funny and somewhat truthful, made for entertainment purposes only
"Have you seen the krinq featuring Indian protesters?"
"Yes it was so cringe"
Krinq by Buzzzzzinga March 25, 2021
A fuckin' dangerious group of girls
You betta watch yourself cuz da kriipts are commin'
Kriipts by some hot guy November 24, 2006
A cool and smart guy who loves his family also a very friendly person
I am Kriish
Kriish by Kriish November 21, 2021
a person who is neither male or female they just happen to have a penis
girl 1: hes great in bed and yet still enjoys going shopping with me.

girl 2: wow he sounds like a total kriis
kriis by The GP May 17, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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