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Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
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Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013
Idiot, retard. (russian slang)
Nu ti takoi kretin, wowa!...
Kretin by VAKI5 September 24, 2005
Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.

A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.

Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.

Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
kreten by donkey dick sucker February 21, 2011
A person who thinks they are smart when in actual fact they aren't
George Bush is a kretin
kretin by Daxel February 4, 2005
Loving, calm, friendly and loves to talk up a storm. Follows in his parents foot steps, is a smart kid, and loves to eat till he falls asleep.
Kaetyn is loved by all family, friends, and new acquaintances
Kaetyn by Defineit May 19, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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