1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and
mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.
2.)A remarkably cool
word which can be used for various purposes:
a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
b]for pointing out how you
don't like something;
c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid
joke;
d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;
e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-
Dude, you shouldn't make
fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d]-{jaw drops to the ground}
Damn, look at that girls
rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less
awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")