An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.
American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."
Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
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1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
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A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.
Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.
Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.
Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
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