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Croatian/Serbian/Bosnian

pronounced "CREmation, PILL", krepil (roll the r)

definition: someone who is so dumb, you are at the loss of words.

use it when even kreten is not enough to describe the stupidity
My roommate clogged the toilet, so he pulled the turds out with his bare hands and left them there. He's such a krepil
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A unit of time and energy, love and affection that you have to give yourself and others in your life. Everyone needs a certain amount to be happy and content and everyone has a finite amount to give to others. Some need more than others and some have more to give than others.

Coined by sex educator, author, and podcaster, Kidder Kaper on the Sex is Fun show to help make people aware that non-monogamy requires you to understand how much time, energy, love and affection you have to give to each new relationship you start.
I've got just enough kreplits left to give you a back massage before bed.

If you have another child you won't reduce how much you love your existing children, but you will, by the very nature of time and energy, reduce the amount of kreplits you can give your other kids.

Love may have no bounds, but kreplits are always in limited supply.

To be successfully polyamorous, you need a lot of kreplits to keep everyone of your relationships healthy and happy.
Kreplit by Kidder Kaper August 3, 2010
1)
Used to express envy towards a person whom perhaps have won something out of pure luck.

2)
Also used to define a merchant or buisnessman who is trying to buy cheap and sell high in a quite stuborn way.
1)
"Man, that's so kreil!"
or just "Kreil.."

2)
"You are a damn kreiler, you know that?!"
or as a mild curseword; "Kreiler!"
Kreiler by Platypus89 February 25, 2007

Noah krebill 

The Cool Kid in school, he is the one who makes you all laugh because of the memes and jokes he makes. If you hate him, you hate me too.
That kid named john: Hey dude, did you hear that Noah got in a fight?
The annoying one that no one is friends with: Which Noah?
John: Noah Krebill. You know, the only cool one.
Noah krebill by Ooga Booga 448 January 13, 2021

krepisch 

Der Mann ist sehr krepisch! Ja, ich weiss.
krepisch by pigskin072 June 29, 2008

Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex 

"Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is a term, used to invite another person to the act of putting 5 ounces of Yoghurt onto each others neck, licking it off clean and yelling "I mog!", the Austrian term for "I want to!"

The short for "Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is "KYS".
Bro 1: "Bro, honestly? Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex."
Bro 2: "Bro, I don't know if I'm ready for that yet."

Gamer 1: "Stop ruining the game... uninstall and KYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, I ain't gay."

kreilicious 

The stan-twitter icon sensation who debuted in mid 2020s causing to dominate the charts early as possible. After released his pre-debut side track in April 2022, Upola charted in the Hot 100 for 18 weeks which he launched his first EP titled "Life Story" with his leading smash single, "DANGEROUS". Aspiring icons like Cardi B, Lana Del Rey, Latto, Jennifer Lopez, SSSniperWolf, Kim Petras, Taylor Swift, Madison Beer, Beyonce and more, KREI evolved himself to pursue his career to music. His real name is Kris Einstein. The days where he was dragging Nicki Minaj, were actually made him think that it's the best because Nicki is nothing but an old hag.

The list of People he hates

Nicki Minaj
BTS
Stray Kids
Azzyland
Drake
JT and BIA
Camila Cabello
Jesy Nelson
Hailey and Justin
Shakira
Male rappers
Male YouTubers (especially the problematic, irrelevant ones)
ARMYrats
Olivia and Joshua
Woah Vicky
Bhad Bhabie
Garbz
And the grammy for Best New Artist goes to...... KREILICIOUS!
kreilicious by kreilicious March 12, 2023
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