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Kozlowski 

A man of honor that is in all ways the embodiment of sex.
That man rocked my world last night he was a total kozlowski

Kyle kozlowski 

A hottie and makes the girls swoon like crazy. Shy to anyone he likes but crazy with friends. He’s an amazing athlete and kisser !!
Kyle kozlowski by Gggkk April 14, 2019

Kosowskied 

(adj) Severely analized, usually of an academic or religious nature.
My butthole used to be normal sized, but after I was Kosowskied, it was like I had given birth.
Kosowskied by Sir Tyrik November 27, 2013
That shitty friend who talks loud
That one Koloski drives me cray
koloski by M engelman November 12, 2017

Koprowski 

Masculine. One of the best people in the world. Very commonly of polish origin. They are nice and caring and might sometimes make mistakes that they don't even realize. If you can secure one as your friend never let them go but they can sometimes require a lot of work. Will be stingy and not mean to cause harm but will somehow do it anyways. Has impulsive personality so make sure to keep them in the right side of life. The BEST.
Friend: He is literally perfect.
Me: That guy is such a Koprowski, DO NOT let him go.
Koprowski by Birdinand June 30, 2021

kosloski 

the thick prime shidler who can do everything that ross can......he can be the one if he wanted to but he isnt as good as ratboy
hey kosloski ur not as deadly as i am
kosloski by ratboy October 31, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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