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Kozlowski 

Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.
Only reason why i'm still alive is because Kozlowski hasn't found me yet!
Kozlowski by Lien The ikswolzok January 30, 2018
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Kosowskied 

(adj) Severely analized, usually of an academic or religious nature.
My butthole used to be normal sized, but after I was Kosowskied, it was like I had given birth.
Kosowskied by Sir Tyrik November 27, 2013

Kozlowski 

A man of honor that is in all ways the embodiment of sex.
That man rocked my world last night he was a total kozlowski

Kosmoski 

That was so like Kosmoski!
Kosmoski by Matthew Kosmoski August 13, 2006

Koprowski 

Masculine. One of the best people in the world. Very commonly of polish origin. They are nice and caring and might sometimes make mistakes that they don't even realize. If you can secure one as your friend never let them go but they can sometimes require a lot of work. Will be stingy and not mean to cause harm but will somehow do it anyways. Has impulsive personality so make sure to keep them in the right side of life. The BEST.
Friend: He is literally perfect.
Me: That guy is such a Koprowski, DO NOT let him go.
Koprowski by Birdinand June 30, 2021

Kyle kozlowski 

A hottie and makes the girls swoon like crazy. Shy to anyone he likes but crazy with friends. He’s an amazing athlete and kisser !!
Kyle kozlowski by Gggkk April 14, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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