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Kozlowski 

Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.
Only reason why i'm still alive is because Kozlowski hasn't found me yet!
Kozlowski by Lien The ikswolzok January 30, 2018
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Kosowskied 

(adj) Severely analized, usually of an academic or religious nature.
My butthole used to be normal sized, but after I was Kosowskied, it was like I had given birth.
Kosowskied by Sir Tyrik November 27, 2013

Kozlowski 

A man of honor that is in all ways the embodiment of sex.
That man rocked my world last night he was a total kozlowski

Kosmoski 

That was so like Kosmoski!
Kosmoski by Matthew Kosmoski August 13, 2006

Koprowski 

Masculine. One of the best people in the world. Very commonly of polish origin. They are nice and caring and might sometimes make mistakes that they don't even realize. If you can secure one as your friend never let them go but they can sometimes require a lot of work. Will be stingy and not mean to cause harm but will somehow do it anyways. Has impulsive personality so make sure to keep them in the right side of life. The BEST.
Friend: He is literally perfect.
Me: That guy is such a Koprowski, DO NOT let him go.
Koprowski by Birdinand June 30, 2021

Kyle kozlowski 

A hottie and makes the girls swoon like crazy. Shy to anyone he likes but crazy with friends. He’s an amazing athlete and kisser !!
Man looks at that Kyle kozlowski
Kyle kozlowski by Gggkk April 14, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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